I want to listen to oldies and get drunk with you
respect but no fucking way
i think i broke my collarbone watching this
Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.
Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.
Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.
when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught
I want this on a shirt
As long as the music is loud enough we won’t hear the world falling apart
"Free candy or not, of course I’ll get in your van."
one of my greatest strengths and weaknesses is the ability to cut people out of my life with no emotion whatsoever
that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door